Ratings Guide

*	The pits	This is a complete time/cash waster.
**	One hit wonder	Top 10 hit is OK, skip the rest of the tracks.
***	Repeat player	This has capacity to grow on you after time.
****	Infectious	You will like this, but you won't know why.
*****	Paradise found	Don't make any plans to leave the house.

*	The pits	This artist can't get it together. Spend your cash down the pub instead.
**	One hit wonder	You're probably only here because you had heard one song by this artist that you quite liked, but now you wish you had stayed at home.
***	Good songs, shame about the performer	This performer is probably relying on past record sales to get you here, but puts no effort in to entertaining you or cannot perform well when live.
****	Good all-rounder	This artist doesn't need studio engineering to sound good and is interesting to watch.
*****	Poetry in motion	Perfect at penning songs, perfect at performing, you don't want this show to end.